Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. Can you make up some more flower puns. As in Put the petal to the metal and Backpetal and Soft-petal downplay.
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Jan 28 2018 Pink Flowers Im tickled pink to be your Valentine.
Its a budding romance.
Patricks Day jokes.
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They put the petal to the metal.
To those people I would like to say piss off This is my heritage I love all Irish people and I love funny Irish jokes.
Here youll find some flower jokes such as sunflower jokes some jokes about tulips wildflower jokes and a plant joke which will win your heart and fill it with joy.
Mar 16 2018 Some people might find some of these Irish jokes offensive or in bad taste.
Flowers Jokes That Are Iris-istible.
Yellow Flowers Yellow is it me youre looking for.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed.
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If its bouquet with you Id like you to be my Valentine.
3 I attempted to teach my flowers maths but they kept ending up with square roots.
May you always avoid the pricks.
Go with the flower.
She has a violet streak.
He shouts the police man.
October 15 2013 by I know everything.
If you were a flower youd be a damn-delion.
Says the English man the cop kick the Scotsman sack Woof.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower.
Certainly not she snapped Im the grooms mother.
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Every rose has its hawthorn.
Oct 26 2020 Iris you all the happiness in the world.
Dont sing out of Petunia.
Why do flowers always drive so fast.
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